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Anonymous asked: What should I do if my girlfriend is cheeting
ahh cheaters, there are various ways you can sort this out
- make sure she is cheating, not just being a sneaky bitch
- think of various ways in which to dump her which will embarres her
- get some bros, rent every die hard, order 4 large meat feast pizzas, get some beers and whenever someone finishes a beer everything must shout with “fuck women” pr “fuck (insert name of cheater”
remember, cheaters are scum, which is why you must be careful about making things “official”
if you want to dip your stick in various pots make sure you’re available