January 2011
5 posts
The bro code is open to both males and females
a female may be a bro
however she must be invited into brohood by at least 3 male bros, or supply one bro with a steak
2: A bro is allowed to do something stupid as long...
Note: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of the cabin alone people would have been like, “Dude, come one”. If only one Spanish dude had decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would’ve been like, “Dude, come one”. If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner in the early day of Motley Crue, pleople would’ve been like, “Lady, come...
1: Bros before hoes
Did You Know…Article 1 can trace it’s genesis all the way back to Genisis. No, not the Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins pop triad, but the biblical book. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls has unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of The Bro Code. Book Of Barnabas 1:1And everything of need was provided in that Garden. Fruit, water, companionship. But one...
But before we begin sending out our messages
We shall find some fitting bros to follow
This wouldn’t be so hard if he had tits, or some sort of meat
The Bro Code is here to man this site up, and to...